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How do you make an octopus laugh?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Give them ten tickles.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh- MOOOOO!
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Why did the chicken hold a seance?
Why did the chicken hold a seance?
To get to the other side.
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Where do baby cows eat lunch?
Where do baby cows eat lunch?
At the calf-eteria!
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What do you call a bald porcupine?
What do you call a bald porcupine?
Pointless.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Why should you buy a bird?
Why should you buy a bird?
They are going cheep!
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Why do cows wear bells?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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What’s gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?
What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?
Monkey snot!
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