Animal Jokes

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How do you make an octopus laugh?

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give them ten tickles.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh- MOOOOO!
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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.
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Where do baby cows eat lunch?

Where do baby cows eat lunch?

At the calf-eteria!
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What do you call a bald porcupine?

What do you call a bald porcupine?

Pointless.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!
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Why should you buy a bird?

Why should you buy a bird?

They are going cheep!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.
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What’s gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?

What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?

Monkey snot!