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Bald Jokes

Bald jokes have been shining bright since forever. Head-related puns, “reflection” gags, and jokes about the ongoing battle with a receding hairline.

More Body & Appearance Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye? What do you call a fat psychic? Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? What do you call a bald porcupine? What did the balding magician have in his hat? Why did the skinny man eat hay? Why did the hipster shave his beard? What is the leading cause of dry skin?

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