Why do siblings make the best alarm clocks?
They'll wake you up just to tell you you're in trouble!
Family Jokes
Every family is its own sitcom, and this category collects the jokes that prove it. Sibling rivalry, awkward reunions, and the relatives everyone has one of.
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0Why did the brother put glue on his sister's phone?He wanted to give her a real attachment!
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0Why did the sister hide the TV remote?So she'd always have control!
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0Why did the son-in-law bring a referee to Thanksgiving dinner?Because dinner with the in-laws always needs someone to call a timeout!
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0Why did the couple get married at the bakery?Because they'd finally found their perfect match... and a great cake deal!
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0Why did the family bring a ladder to the reunion?Because everyone wanted to see how far the family tree branched out!
Only 1 Family Jokes so far — got one to add?