What happened when the grape was stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
Food Jokes
A buffet of puns about everything edible — from produce to takeout. If it’s on a plate, there’s probably a joke about it here.
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5Why are oranges the smartest fruit?Because they are made to concentrate.
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3Did you know that the first French fries weren't cooked in France?They were cooked in Greece!
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0Did you hear about the hipster that burnt his tongue?He ate pizza before it was cool.
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0What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?Lil Caesars
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0Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?There was nothing left but de Brie.