Why did the skinny man eat hay?
His doctor told him to gain weight he must eat like a horse!
Body & Appearance Jokes
A catch-all for jokes about height, weight, hair, and everything else people josh each other about. Lighthearted, self-deprecating, and meant to make people laugh, not wince.
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0What did the left eye say to the right eye?Between us, something smells!
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0Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?Because! Then it'd be a foot.
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1What did the balding magician have in his hat?A single hare.
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