Why did the chicken hold a seance? Animal Jokes, Chicken Jokes Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side. 👍 Upvotes: 0 More Animal Jokes Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. What did the beaver say to the tree? What did the teddy bear say after dinner? Why do bears have hairy coats? What did the duck say when he purchased lipstick? What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? See all Animal Jokes →