Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
Seasonal Jokes
A rotating category for whatever holiday’s coming up next. Bookmark this one — it changes with the calendar.
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1Why did Dad bring a ladder to Father's Day brunch?Because he heard the bar was raised!
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2Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?Because it would be too hard to put them on the bottom!
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4What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?Frostbite.
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