What do you get from a pampered cow? Animal Jokes, Cow Jokes What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk! 👍 Upvotes: 0 More Animal Jokes What do birds give out on Halloween? What do you call a bear with no teeth? Two monkeys are in the bath. One turns to the other and says, “Ooo oo ahh ahh!” What did the teddy bear say after dinner? What do you call a bald porcupine? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. See all Animal Jokes →