What did the beaver say to the tree?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Animal Jokes
From pets and farm animals to creatures from the jungle and the ocean, this collection of animal jokes has a little bit of everything. Explore funny stories, clever puns, and kid-friendly punchlines inspired by the animal kingdom.
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0What do you call a group of disorganized cats?A cat-tastrophe.
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0What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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0What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?Hare spray!
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0What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?This tastes a little funny.