Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it would be too hard to put them on the bottom!
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1What did the duck say when he purchased lipstick?Put it on my bill!
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0Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?He was too far out, man.
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2Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?Because, they're two tired!
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1What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?Don't look, I'm changing!
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1Did you hear about the hungry clock?It went back four seconds!
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