Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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1Why did Dad bring a ladder to Father's Day brunch?Because he heard the bar was raised!
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0Why did the construction worker bring a ladder to the bar?He heard the drinks were on the house!
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0Why did the dentist go to art school?To learn how to draw a crowd!
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0Why did the employee bring a pillow to the meeting?Because it was going to be a long one!
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0Why did the accountant break up with the calculator?It just didn't add up anymore!
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0Why do siblings make the best alarm clocks?They'll wake you up just to tell you you're in trouble!
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0Why did the brother put glue on his sister's phone?He wanted to give her a real attachment!
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0Why did the sister hide the TV remote?So she'd always have control!
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0Why did the son-in-law bring a referee to Thanksgiving dinner?Because dinner with the in-laws always needs someone to call a timeout!