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Classic Jokes

The tried-and-true jokes that have been told at dinner tables for generations. If your grandpa told it, it’s probably in here.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cows go.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cows go.

Cows go who? No, cows go moo!
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What’s black, white, and read all over?

What's black, white, and read all over?

The newspaper.
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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...
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What’s Brown and sticky?

What’s Brown and sticky?

A stick!
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Yo mama’s so fat..

Yo mama's so fat..

She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
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Yo mama’s so fat…

Yo mama's so fat...

When she blinks, her eyelids clap!
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How do you make a tissue dance?

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogey in it.
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I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey.

I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey.

But then I turned myself around!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh- MOOOOO!

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