Did you hear about the hungry clock?
It went back four seconds!
Dad Jokes
The gold standard of groan-worthy humor. These are the jokes so bad they’re good, delivered with total confidence and zero shame — exactly like a real dad would.
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2Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?Because, they're two tired!
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0Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?He was too far out, man.
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3What is the least spoken language in the world?Sign language.
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1Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?He's all right now.
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0I couldn't get a reservation at the library.They were fully booked.
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1I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...The sails are going through the roof!