What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?
Monkey snot!
Animal Jokes
From pets and farm animals to creatures from the jungle and the ocean, this collection of animal jokes has a little bit of everything. Explore funny stories, clever puns, and kid-friendly punchlines inspired by the animal kingdom.
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5Two monkeys are in the bath. One turns to the other and says, "Ooo oo ahh ahh!"The second monkey says, "well, put in some cold water!"
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0What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?A thesaurus!
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0Why do birds fly south in the winter?Because it's too far to walk!
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