Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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1Why did Dad bring a ladder to Father's Day brunch?Because he heard the bar was raised!
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0Why did the construction worker bring a ladder to the bar?He heard the drinks were on the house!
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0Why did the dentist go to art school?To learn how to draw a crowd!
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0Why did the employee bring a pillow to the meeting?Because it was going to be a long one!
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0Why did the accountant break up with the calculator?It just didn't add up anymore!
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0Why do siblings make the best alarm clocks?They'll wake you up just to tell you you're in trouble!
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0Why did the brother put glue on his sister's phone?He wanted to give her a real attachment!
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0Why did the sister hide the TV remote?So she'd always have control!
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0Why did the son-in-law bring a referee to Thanksgiving dinner?Because dinner with the in-laws always needs someone to call a timeout!
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0What do you call a baker who's always broke?Someone who kneads more dough!
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0Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?So he could tie the score!
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0Why did the couple get married at the bakery?Because they'd finally found their perfect match... and a great cake deal!
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0Why did the coworker bring string to the meeting?So he could keep tying up all the loose ends!
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0Why did the boss bring a magnifying glass to the office?To look for the tiny bit of work he actually did that day!
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0Why did the new employee bring a ladder to work?She heard the job had great opportunities for upward mobility!
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0Why do babies make great referees?They're experts at calling foul over the smallest things!
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0Why did the student eat his homework?Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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0Why did the new neighbor bring a map to the block party?Because everyone kept telling him to get to know the neighborhood!
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0Why did the family bring a ladder to the reunion?Because everyone wanted to see how far the family tree branched out!
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0Why did the skinny man eat hay?His doctor told him to gain weight he must eat like a horse!
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1What did the duck say when he purchased lipstick?Put it on my bill!
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2Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?Because it would be too hard to put them on the bottom!
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1Did you hear about the hungry clock?It went back four seconds!
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