What did the duck say when he purchased lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
Animal Jokes
From pets and farm animals to creatures from the jungle and the ocean, this collection of animal jokes has a little bit of everything. Explore funny stories, clever puns, and kid-friendly punchlines inspired by the animal kingdom.
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0Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?They had a reptile dysfunction.
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0What did the buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?Bison.
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0What happens when a frog's car breaks down?It gets toad away.
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0What do you call a duck that gets straight A's?A wise quacker.
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