When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar!
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0Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?Because it's a little meteor.
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0What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?A popsicle!
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0Why do pirates not know the alphabet?They always get stuck at "C".
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0What did the left eye say to the right eye?Between us, something smells!
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0Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?It was legend dairy.
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0Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants?In case they get a hole in one.
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0Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?Because, it was rated arrr!
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0Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?Because! Then it'd be a foot.