22 Food Jokes That’ll Make You Hungry for a Laugh

What happened when the grape was stepped on?

He let out a little wine.
Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball!
Did you know that the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece!
Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemonaid.
What does an angry pepper do?

It gets jalapeño face.
Did you hear about the hipster that burnt his tongue?

He ate pizza before it was cool.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.
What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.
Have you heard about the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.
Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.
Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.
Why don't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.
What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.
What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik!
Why shouldn't you tell eggs jokes?

They might crack up!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling well.