Why did the skinny man eat hay?
His doctor told him to gain weight he must eat like a horse!
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2Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?Because it would be too hard to put them on the bottom!
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1What did the duck say when he purchased lipstick?Put it on my bill!
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1What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?Don't look, I'm changing!
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2Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?Because, they're two tired!
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1Did you hear about the hungry clock?It went back four seconds!
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4What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?Frostbite.