Two guys walk into a bar...
The first guy says, "Ouch!" and the second says, "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
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0What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?Supplies!
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3Did you know that the first French fries weren't cooked in France?They were cooked in Greece!
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0I couldn't get a reservation at the library.They were fully booked.
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0How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?You will see one later and one in a while.