What do you call a baker who's always broke?
Someone who kneads more dough!
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0Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?So he could tie the score!
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0Why did the couple get married at the bakery?Because they'd finally found their perfect match... and a great cake deal!
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0Why did the coworker bring string to the meeting?So he could keep tying up all the loose ends!
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0Why did the boss bring a magnifying glass to the office?To look for the tiny bit of work he actually did that day!
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0Why did the new employee bring a ladder to work?She heard the job had great opportunities for upward mobility!
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0Why do babies make great referees?They're experts at calling foul over the smallest things!
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0Why did the student eat his homework?Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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0Why did the new neighbor bring a map to the block party?Because everyone kept telling him to get to know the neighborhood!
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0Why did the family bring a ladder to the reunion?Because everyone wanted to see how far the family tree branched out!