I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...
The sails are going through the roof!
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0Why did the developer quit his job?Because he didn't get arrays.
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0Did you hear about the hipster that burnt his tongue?He ate pizza before it was cool.
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0What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?An orca-stra.
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0Why shouldn't you take advice from electrons?They're always negative!
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0What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?Lil Caesars
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0What do you call a computer mouse that swear a lot?A cursor!