Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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0What do you call a duck that gets straight A's?A wise quacker.
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0Have you heard about the rumor going around about butter?Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
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0Why didn't the number 4 get into the club?Because he was 2 square.
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0Why was the man fired from the keyboard factory?He wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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0What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish!
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