Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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0What are the strongest days of the week?Saturday and Sunday! The rest are weekdays.
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0What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?A tuba toothpaste!
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0Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?Dunno, they're just a bit shady..
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0What happens when a frog's car breaks down?It gets toad away.
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0What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?Look, no hands!
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0What did the buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?Bison.