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Why did the doctor get angry?
Doctor Jokes
Why did the doctor get angry?
He had no patients.
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Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Food Jokes
Where do hamburgers go to dance?
The meat-ball!
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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year…
Dad Jokes
I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...
The sails are going through the roof!
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I couldn’t get a reservation at the library.
Dad Jokes
I couldn't get a reservation at the library.
They were fully booked.
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Why do programmers hate nature?
Programming Jokes
Why do programmers hate nature?
There's too many bugs.
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
Programming Jokes
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They just had their first gig.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Clean Jokes
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What do you call a fat psychic?
Fat Jokes
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color?
Animal Jokes
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
They had a reptile dysfunction.
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Why do crabs never give to charity?
Animal Jokes
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
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