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Two guys walk into a bar…
Bar Jokes
Two guys walk into a bar...
The first guy says, "Ouch!" and the second says, "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
Dad Jokes
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
Shakespeare.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Food Jokes
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Halloween Jokes
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Dad Jokes
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Clean Jokes
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What does an angry pepper do?
Food Jokes
What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalapeño face.
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You see, mountains aren’t just funny.
Dad Jokes
You see, mountains aren't just funny.
They are hill areas.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Pirate Jokes
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Food Jokes
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemonaid.
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