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I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey.
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I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey.
But then I turned myself around!
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How do you make an octopus laugh?
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How do you make an octopus laugh?
Give them ten tickles.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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Cow Jokes
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh- MOOOOO!
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How did the blonde die raking leaves?
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How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
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What do you call a potato in space?
Food Jokes
What do you call a potato in space?
Spudnik!
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Why did the chicken hold a seance?
Animal Jokes
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Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken hold a seance?
To get to the other side.
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Where do baby cows eat lunch?
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Cow Jokes
Where do baby cows eat lunch?
At the calf-eteria!
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Why was the musician arrested?
Music Jokes
Why was the musician arrested?
He got into treble.
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What did the balding magician have in his hat?
Bald Jokes
What did the balding magician have in his hat?
A single hare.
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