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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Dirty Jokes
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
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What did one toilet say to the other?
Toilet Humor
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed!
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What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Halloween Jokes
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Seasonal Jokes
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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What do ghosts have in their noses?
Halloween Jokes
What do ghosts have in their noses?
BOO-gers!
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What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Halloween Jokes
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Graaaains!!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Classic Jokes
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogey in it.
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What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
Animal Jokes
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Fish Jokes
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
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What do you call a pony with a cough?
Animal Jokes
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Horse Jokes
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
Food Jokes
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Science Jokes
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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