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What do you call a bald porcupine?
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Bald Jokes
What do you call a bald porcupine?
Pointless.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Animal Jokes
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Bear Jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Why should you buy a bird?
Animal Jokes
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Bird Jokes
Why should you buy a bird?
They are going cheep!
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Why do cows wear bells?
Animal Jokes
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Cow Jokes
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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Why did the hipster shave his beard?
Beard Jokes
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Body & Appearance Jokes
Why did the hipster shave his beard?
So he could stay cool.
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What’s gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?
Animal Jokes
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Monkey Jokes
What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?
Monkey snot!
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Two monkeys are in the bath. One turns to the other and says, “Ooo oo ahh ahh!”
Animal Jokes
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Monkey Jokes
Two monkeys are in the bath. One turns to the other and says, "Ooo oo ahh ahh!"
The second monkey says, "well, put in some cold water!"
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What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week?
Animal Jokes
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Cat Jokes
What's a cat's favorite day of the week?
Cat-urday!
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What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
Animal Jokes
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Cat Jokes
What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
An alley cat.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
Animal Jokes
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Dinosaur Jokes
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
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