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Why did the doctor get angry?
Doctor Jokes
Why did the doctor get angry?
He had no patients.
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Halloween Jokes
What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Wrap.
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Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Orange Jokes
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
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What kind of music do welders like?
Music Jokes
What kind of music do welders like?
Heavy metal!
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
Dad Jokes
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
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Why did the cookie cry?
Dad Jokes
Why did the cookie cry?
It was feeling crumby.
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Why can’t bicycles stand up on their own?
Dad Jokes
Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
Because, they're two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Seasonal Jokes
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.
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What do you call sad coffee?
Dad Jokes
What do you call sad coffee?
Despresso.
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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?
Car Jokes
What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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Did you hear about the hungry clock?
Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the hungry clock?
It went back four seconds!
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What do you call an old snowman?
Seasonal Jokes
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
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Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Dad Jokes
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out, man.
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What happened when the grape was stepped on?
Food Jokes
What happened when the grape was stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
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How do scientists freshen their breath?
Science Jokes
How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-MINTS!
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Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Halloween Jokes
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
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Can February march?
Dad Jokes
Can February march?
No, but, April may...
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How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool?
Gay Jokes
How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool?
Flip it over!
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Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Food Jokes
Where do hamburgers go to dance?
The meat-ball!
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Why do programmers hate nature?
Programming Jokes
Why do programmers hate nature?
There's too many bugs.
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
Programming Jokes
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They just had their first gig.
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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year…
Dad Jokes
I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...
The sails are going through the roof!
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Food Jokes
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemonaid.
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Dad Jokes
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
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