Why did the doctor get angry?
He had no patients.
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0Why are oranges the smartest fruit?Because they are made to concentrate.
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0What is the least spoken language in the world?Sign language.
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1Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?Because, they're two tired!
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0What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?Frostbite.
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0What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?Don't look, I'm changing!
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1Did you hear about the hungry clock?It went back four seconds!
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0Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?He was too far out, man.
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0What happened when the grape was stepped on?He let out a little wine.
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1Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?He's all right now.
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0Have you heard of the band 1023MB?They just had their first gig.
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0I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...The sails are going through the roof!
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