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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Dad Jokes
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look, no hands!
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What did the buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?
Animal Jokes
What did the buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.
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Why did the man run around his bed?
Classic Jokes
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
Food Jokes
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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Why do bees hum?
Animal Jokes
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the lyrics.
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What are the strongest days of the week?
Dad Jokes
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday! The rest are weekdays.
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Music Jokes
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste!
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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
Dad Jokes
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
Dunno, they're just a bit shady..
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cows go.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock Knock. Who's there? Cows go.
Cows go who? No, cows go moo!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Dad Jokes
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He never lands!
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