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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Clean Jokes
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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Two guys walk into a bar…
Bar Jokes
Two guys walk into a bar...
The first guy says, "Ouch!" and the second says, "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
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Why do crabs never give to charity?
Animal Jokes
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
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What do you call a fat psychic?
Fat Jokes
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Food Jokes
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemonaid.
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
Dad Jokes
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You will see one later and one in a while.
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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Halloween Jokes
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
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Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?
Food Jokes
Did you know that the first French fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece!
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I couldn’t get a reservation at the library.
Dad Jokes
I couldn't get a reservation at the library.
They were fully booked.
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What does an angry pepper do?
Food Jokes
What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalapeño face.
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