What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
Food Jokes
A buffet of puns about everything edible — from produce to takeout. If it’s on a plate, there’s probably a joke about it here.
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0Have you heard about the rumor going around about butter?Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
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0Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?It was legend dairy.
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0Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
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0What did one plate say to the other plate?Dinner is on me!
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0Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?They mostly wrap.
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0Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.
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