Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Dad Jokes
The gold standard of groan-worthy humor. These are the jokes so bad they’re good, delivered with total confidence and zero shame — exactly like a real dad would.
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0What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?A popsicle!
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0Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?It was legend dairy.
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0Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?Because! Then it'd be a foot.
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1When does a dad joke become a dad joke?When it becomes apparent.