What’s black, white, and read all over? Classic Jokes What's black, white, and read all over? The newspaper. 👍 Upvotes: 0 More Classic Jokes What’s Brown and sticky? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Why did the chicken cross the road? Yo mama’s so fat.. Why did the man run around his bed? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cows go. See all Classic Jokes →