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What did the beaver say to the tree?
Animal Jokes
What did the beaver say to the tree?
It's been nice gnawing you.
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
Animal Jokes
Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Food Jokes
Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
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Did you hear about the submarine industry?
Classic Jokes
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
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What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
Cat Jokes
What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
A cat-tastrophe.
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Why didn’t the orange win the race?
Orange Jokes
Why didn't the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice.
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
Food Jokes
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
Food Jokes
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
Animal Jokes
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
Swedish Jokes
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian!
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