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Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
Dad Jokes
Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
A popsicle!
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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
Pirate Jokes
Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
They always get stuck at "C".
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Body & Appearance Jokes
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?
Dad Jokes
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Food Jokes
Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?
It was legend dairy.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
Food Jokes
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
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Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants?
Golf Jokes
Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
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Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie?
Kids Jokes
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Pirate Jokes
Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
Because, it was rated arrr!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Body & Appearance Jokes
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Dad Jokes
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because! Then it'd be a foot.
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Body & Appearance Jokes
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Dad Jokes
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
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