Jokes – Page 18 – Father Jokes

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

Animal Jokes, Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Animal Jokes, Cat Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Animal Jokes, Bird Jokes

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

Animal Jokes, Bear Jokes

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I am stuffed!
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Why did the math book look sad?

Math Jokes

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Math Jokes

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven, eight, nine!
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A horse walks into a bar.

Classic Jokes, Horse Jokes

A horse walks into a bar.

The barman asks: “Why the long face?”
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Why shouldn’t you tell eggs jokes?

Food Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell eggs jokes?

They might crack up!
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Food Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling well.
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Why are fish so smart?

Fish Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they swim in schools!