Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because! Then it'd be a foot.
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0What did the beaver say to the tree?It's been nice gnawing you.
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0Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
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0Did you hear about the submarine industry?It really took a dive...
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0What do you call a group of disorganized cats?A cat-tastrophe.
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0What did one plate say to the other plate?Dinner is on me!
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0Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?They mostly wrap.