Jokes – Page 11 – Father Jokes

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the belt go to prison?

Dad Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

Dad Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Dad Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.
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What did the router say to the doctor?

Computer Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.
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What did the mermaid wear to math class?

Math Jokes

What did the mermaid wear to math class?

An algae-bra!
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Why don’t melons get married?

Food Jokes

Why don't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.
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Why did the vampire use mouthwash?

Halloween Jokes

Why did the vampire use mouthwash?

He had bat breath.
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How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

Halloween Jokes

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Halloween Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.