Food Jokes

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Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.
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What happened when the grape was stepped on?

What happened when the grape was stepped on?

He let out a little wine.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.
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What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemonaid.
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What does an angry pepper do?

What does an angry pepper do?

It gets jalapeño face.
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Where do hamburgers go to dance?

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball!
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Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?

Did you know that the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece!
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Did you hear about the hipster that burnt his tongue?

Did you hear about the hipster that burnt his tongue?

He ate pizza before it was cool.
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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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