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What is red and smells like blue paint?
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You will see one later and one in a while.
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You see, mountains aren’t just funny.
You see, mountains aren't just funny.
They are hill areas.
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I couldn’t get a reservation at the library.
I couldn't get a reservation at the library.
They were fully booked.
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What are the strongest days of the week?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday! The rest are weekdays.
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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
Dunno, they're just a bit shady..
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He never lands!
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look, no hands!
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How do you steal a coat?
How do you steal a coat?
You jacket.
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When is a door not a door?
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar!
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