What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
Dad Jokes
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0How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?You will see one later and one in a while.
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0I couldn't get a reservation at the library.They were fully booked.
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0What are the strongest days of the week?Saturday and Sunday! The rest are weekdays.
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0Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?Dunno, they're just a bit shady..
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0What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?Look, no hands!
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