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Did you hear about the hungry clock?
Did you hear about the hungry clock?
It went back four seconds!
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Why can’t bicycles stand up on their own?
Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
Because, they're two tired!
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What do you call sad coffee?
What do you call sad coffee?
Despresso.
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Why did the cookie cry?
Why did the cookie cry?
It was feeling crumby.
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Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out, man.
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
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Can February march?
Can February march?
No, but, April may...
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You see, mountains aren’t just funny.
You see, mountains aren't just funny.
They are hill areas.
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I couldn’t get a reservation at the library.
I couldn't get a reservation at the library.
They were fully booked.
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