Cow Jokes

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh- MOOOOO!
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Where do baby cows eat lunch?

Where do baby cows eat lunch?

At the calf-eteria!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

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