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Why did the man run around his bed?
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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What’s black, white, and read all over?
What's black, white, and read all over?
The newspaper.
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Did you hear about the submarine industry?
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
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What’s Brown and sticky?
What’s Brown and sticky?
A stick!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogey in it.
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I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey.
I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey.
But then I turned myself around!
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A horse walks into a bar.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman asks: “Why the long face?”
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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