Classic Jokes

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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What’s black, white, and read all over?

What's black, white, and read all over?

The newspaper.
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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...
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What’s Brown and sticky?

What’s Brown and sticky?

A stick!
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How do you make a tissue dance?

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogey in it.
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I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey.

I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey.

But then I turned myself around!
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A horse walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar.

The barman asks: “Why the long face?”
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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