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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color?
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
They had a reptile dysfunction.
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Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milk shake!
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Why do bees hum?
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the lyrics.
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What did the buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?
What did the buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.
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What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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What do you call a duck that gets straight A’s?
What do you call a duck that gets straight A's?
A wise quacker.
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam.
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What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
It's been nice gnawing you.
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