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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Seasonal Jokes
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.
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Did you hear about the hungry clock?
Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the hungry clock?
It went back four seconds!
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Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Dad Jokes
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out, man.
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How do scientists freshen their breath?
Science Jokes
How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-MINTS!
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Can February march?
Dad Jokes
Can February march?
No, but, April may...
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Halloween Jokes
What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Wrap.
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Why can’t bicycles stand up on their own?
Dad Jokes
Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
Because, they're two tired!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Dad Jokes
Why did the cookie cry?
It was feeling crumby.
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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?
Car Jokes
What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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What do you call sad coffee?
Dad Jokes
What do you call sad coffee?
Despresso.
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