The Top Halloween Jokes in 2026

What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Wrap.
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

He had no guts.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?

Squash.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A blood orange.
Why kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans!
Why did the vampire use mouthwash?

He had bat breath.
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.
A skeleton walks into a bar…

He orders a beer, and a mop.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because you can see right through them..