Where do baby cows eat lunch? Animal Jokes, Cow Jokes Where do baby cows eat lunch? At the calf-eteria! 👍 Upvotes: 0 More Animal Jokes Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color? Where do sheep get haircuts? What do you call a group of disorganized cats? Why are fish so smart? What did the duck say when he purchased lipstick? Why did the chicken cross the road? See all Animal Jokes →