Seasonal Jokes

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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite.
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What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?

What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Wrap.
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Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

He had no guts.
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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?

Squash.
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What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A blood orange.
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Why kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Why kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans!
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Why did the vampire use mouthwash?

Why did the vampire use mouthwash?

He had bat breath.
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How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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