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Why did the belt go to prison?
Dad Jokes
Why did the belt go to prison?
He held up a pair of pants!
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Dad Jokes
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
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How does the moon cut his hair?
Dad Jokes
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
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What did the router say to the doctor?
Computer Jokes
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
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What did the mermaid wear to math class?
Math Jokes
What did the mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra!
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Why don’t melons get married?
Food Jokes
Why don't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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Why did the vampire use mouthwash?
Halloween Jokes
Why did the vampire use mouthwash?
He had bat breath.
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How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
Halloween Jokes
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Halloween Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
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A skeleton walks into a bar…
Bar Jokes
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Halloween Jokes
A skeleton walks into a bar...
He orders a beer, and a mop.
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