Halloween Jokes

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What’s a sign that a vampire is sick?

What's a sign that a vampire is sick?

He's coffin.
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How do you make a skeleton laugh?

How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle its funny bone.
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What do birds give out on Halloween?

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets!
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What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?

Fangs-giving.
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What do ghosts have in their noses?

What do ghosts have in their noses?

BOO-gers!
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What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

Graaaains!!

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