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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Wrap.
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Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
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What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
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Why kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Why kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans!
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Why did the vampire use mouthwash?
Why did the vampire use mouthwash?
He had bat breath.
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How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
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A skeleton walks into a bar…
A skeleton walks into a bar...
He orders a beer, and a mop.
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Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them..
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