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What kind of bagel can fly?
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
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Have you heard about the rumor going around about butter?
Have you heard about the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?
Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?
It was legend dairy.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
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Why didn’t the orange win the race?
Why didn't the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice.
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.
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Why don’t melons get married?
Why don't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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